- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: What?
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: I'm on a ladder, so whatever it is I can't get there right away.
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: I said, I'M ON A LADDER.
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: What?
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: That's not a gray hair.
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: That's not a gray hair, that's just the light.
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: It's just the light.
- Me: AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
- Boyfriend: Okay, maybe it's a gray hair.
- Me: THAT'S NUMBER THREE!!!!!!