kit kats hate me: Archive

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What kind of bird are you?

Jan 13th

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Why People Hate Me Vol. 4 →

I stopped with the cool stuff.

Jan 12th

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Boy Meets World Review: Season 3

The other day @onthestorm tweeted a good twit: “I didn’t know I had a 30-inch waist until I was 20 years old. #thankyou90sfashion.” And then, “Also, my 40-inch waist pants were seen by millions of people a week. #screwyou90sfashion.” SO TRUE. I have a lot of thoughts on Season 3, some a little conflicted. Eric’s at about 75% doofus, which pains me beyond...

Jan 11th

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Jan 9th

“66” by The Afghan Whigs

Jan 7th

“Teenage Wristband” by The Twilight...

Jan 6th

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Boy Meets World Review: Season 2

SO PLAID.

Jan 5th

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Dec 8th

Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: What?
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: I'm on a ladder, so whatever it is I can't get there right away.
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: I said, I'M ON A LADDER.
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: What?
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: That's not a gray hair.
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: That's not a gray hair, that's just the light.
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: It's just the light.
Me: AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!  AHHHHHH!
Boyfriend: Okay, maybe it's a gray hair.
Me: THAT'S NUMBER THREE!!!!!!

Dec 6th

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Boy Meets World Review: Season 1

Unexpectedly adorable, and I learned a lot of very important life lessons to boot!

Dec 1st

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Nov 21st

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Nov 11th

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Nov 4th

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Two Thumbs Up Vol. 5

The kids who said I gave out the best Halloween candy (Snickers, Twix, Mini Reese’s Cups) on the block.

Nov 3rd

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Nov 3rd

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Oct 26th

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Oct 26th

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Oct 22nd

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Oct 22nd

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“I feel like this show could be a lot funnier.”

– says my boyfriend, watching 2 Broke Girls.

Oct 20th

Me: Oh my God there's a sexy Nemo costume.

Boyfriend: Ohhhhh, so there is!

Oct 13th

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Oct 3rd

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Me: Man, someone I went to high school with's husband just passed away. So I'm old enough for that to happen I guess.

Boyfriend: Maybe it's time I laid off the booze and fried pickles.

Oct 2nd

Sep 29th

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Favorites Vol. 7

Wes Anderson Movies Fantastic Mr. Fox The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou The Royal Tenenbaums The Darjeeling Limited Rushmore Bottle Rocket (Although 1 & 2 and 3 & 4 are pretty much tied.)

Sep 29th

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Why People Hate Me Vol. 3

I don’t eat all their food when they cook for me.

Sep 29th

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46-Character Album Review

So is St. Vincent the hipster’s Bjork or what?

Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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“Half a World Away” by R.E.M.

Sep 28th

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ahouseoflies: R.E.M.- “Strange Currencies” From...

Sep 27th

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36-Character Album Review

The new Jens Lekman EP is TOO SHORT.

Sep 22nd

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R.E.M.

fireland: Bill Berry jumps off his tractor, shields his unibrow from the blinding Georgia sun, gazes upon today’s bales of hay, not only deadlier but smarter too.

Sep 22nd

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“Waiting for the 7:18” by Bloc Party

Sep 21st

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Sep 20th

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“Can I eat your waffle and then you can make yourself another waffle?”

– says my boyfriend, as he is already eating my waffle.

Sep 8th

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“Killer Tofu” by The Beets

Aug 31st

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Aug 17th

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If Winston (and Squirrels) Could Speak Vol. 8

Squirrel: [pops head up in kitchen window] I'm a-gonna just have me a bite from this here bird feeder.
Winston: Whoa.  Get out of the way mommy, I've got to jump up here and... stare.
Squirrel: Hello now, what's all this?
 Winston.  Oh. My. God.
Squirrel: Oh. My. God.
Winston: Oh. My. God.
Squirrel: Yeah... fuck this noise.  I'm out.

Aug 16th