• Boyfriend: If I ever meet George Lucas, that is going to be my one question.
  • Me: What?
  • Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU MAKE TEMPLE OF DOOM A PREQUEL? WHAT IS THE POINT?
“A dingo ate my Barbie.”
says my boyfriend.

I’m the saddest kid in grade number two.

Here’s an interesting question: Do I blow off my boyfriend’s family to see Rory Williams and his lunch box next weekend?

Here’s an interesting question: Do I blow off my boyfriend’s family to see Rory Williams and his lunch box next weekend?

(Source: frakingplaid)

Little known fact: I love Woody Allen movies.

Little known fact: I love Woody Allen movies.

Am I judging? Apparently.

  • Co-worker 1: Nice shirt.
  • Co-worker 2: Thanks, I got it at Costco.

(Source: ginger-midgets)

“Just because there’s vodka in my freezer doesn’t mean I have to drink it. Wait… yes it does.”
Emerson Cod