- Boyfriend: If I ever meet George Lucas, that is going to be my one question.
- Me: What?
- Boyfriend: WHY DID YOU MAKE TEMPLE OF DOOM A PREQUEL? WHAT IS THE POINT?
“A dingo ate my Barbie.”
says my boyfriend.
I’m the saddest kid in grade number two.
Here’s an interesting question: Do I blow off my boyfriend’s family to see Rory Williams and his lunch box next weekend?
(Source: frakingplaid)
Little known fact: I love Woody Allen movies.
Am I judging? Apparently.
- Co-worker 1: Nice shirt.
- Co-worker 2: Thanks, I got it at Costco.
(Source: ginger-midgets)
“Just because there’s vodka in my freezer doesn’t mean I have to drink it. Wait… yes it does.”
Emerson Cod
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