Boyfriend:Olive or twist?
Me:HAHAHAHAHAHA
kanyewesanderson:

Fantastic Mr. Fox / Black Skinhead

kanyewesanderson:

Fantastic Mr. Fox / Black Skinhead

Sadly contemporary.

Happy Pi Day, everybody!

Happy Pi Day, everybody!

(Source: newfluffytown)

kit kats hate me turned 6 today!

kit kats hate me turned 6 today!

(Source: assets)

How the Cracker Jack prizes have fallen. (at Verizon Center)

How the Cracker Jack prizes have fallen. (at Verizon Center)

Last night’s pie assortment. I am a crazy person.

Last night’s pie assortment. I am a crazy person.

Me:It's me or the knives, Seff.
Boyfriend:Why did you just call me Seff?
Me:It's cute. Anyway, it's cute when Eliza does it.
Boyfriend:That's true.
Messrs. Hearst and Pulitzer, have we got news for you.

Messrs. Hearst and Pulitzer, have we got news for you.

Oh hey, I’m seeing this tomorrow!