|Me:||It's me or the knives, Seff.|
|Boyfriend:||Why did you just call me Seff?|
|Me:||It's cute. Anyway, it's cute when Eliza does it.|
Oh hey, I’m seeing this tomorrow!
This gif will be the death of me. They’re English subtitles of the Chinese version.
I’m laughing so hard I’m crying I can’t choose the best one.
wait for the founders names oh my god its worth it
"Look at my magic stick." OMG.
Having just returned from China, I can report that actual government-issued street and highway signs are NO BETTER.
|Boyfriend:||Man, I don't even know the fuck size shoe you wear. 6 1/2?|
|Me:||Apparently you know exactly what size shoe I wear.|
|Boyfriend:||No one commented on any of our stuff?|
|Me:||THEY'RE ALL ASLEEP.|
|Boyfriend:||Was that supposed to be a sexy comment?|
|Me:||I don't know, are you aroused?|
|Boyfriend:||I... don't know.|
Pretty much just gonna find some WWII-era gas masks in Vietnam so I can walk around Beijing yelling, “Are you my mummy?”
Do you know how it feels in your brain when nails run down a chalkboard or a fork screeches across a plate? When the corner of an envelope flap slices into the point of your finger? When you see somebody…
Dear Prudence’s advice column sucks. Here, I try to do her one better.
I am so glad you are doing this!